Invisible Pink Unicorns are beings of awesome mystical power. We know this because they manage to be invisible and pink at the same time. Like all religions, the Faith of the Invisible Pink Unicorns is based upon both logic and faith. We have faith that they are pink; we logically know that they are invisible [...]
“Unix doesn’t prevent you from doing something dumb, because this might
prevent you from doing something smart.”
- Unknown source
“Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.”
- Rich Cook
When the day is long and the night, the night is yours alone,
When you’re sure you’ve had enough of this life, well hang on
Don’t let yourself go, ’cause everybody cries and everybody hurts sometimes
- R.E.M, Everybody Hurts
(Oh, and record companies - yes I quoted a song by R.E.M. “So sue me”? :P)
“Gravity cannot be held responsible for people falling in love.”
– Albert Einstein
“Fighting for peace
is like fucking for virginity”