Okay, I was just made aware of the Brazillian Mandriva store by Claudio. The DARNED THING USES ASP! AFAIK it isn’t Mandriva that runs it (duh), but STILL! For a little more clarification:

[0 zerodogg@drizzt html]$ HEAD mandrivastore.com.br
...junk...
Server: Microsoft-IIS/6.0
...junk...
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Someone tell me I’m dreaming! cries